give me asong and tube rules

Give me a song and ill sing it like I mean it.
Give me the words and ill say them like I mean it .
Cos you ve got my heart in my head love
You stop the blood and make my head soft
God knows you’ve got me soft.

Nananannanananna

Danny boy, I know you ve got time but what are you waiting for??
I cant do the walk I cant do the talk I cant be ur friend unless I pretend
So give me the song and ill sing it like I mean it.


TUBE RULES>

1. if u need to rummage through a hypothetical yellow large leather bag for your oyster card in order to pass thru the doors, do it to one side so not to disturb passer byers, instead of standing in the way of hundreds of annoyed Londoners dressed in black.
2. when passing a musician, you have three options to thank them, the first being the obvious by placing coins in his instruments case, in the fairly other obvious situation that you need money as badly s the bloke does, then there are two other options, one being smiling directly and having eye contact in appreciation, or singing obnouxiously loud as you twirl about bumping into people and swinging them around as well.
3. when on escalators stand to the right to rest, and walk up or down the escalator in a rushed fashion on the left hand side.
4. when getting on, you should wait for passenger to wish to exit the carriage first to come out and then scuttle in.
5. people who are standing amidst the people sitting down in the tight hallways on the tube have a right ot sit in the next open seat more than the people by the doors.
6. old men and women have more right ot seats, although this barely happens there aren’t many on the tub or children for that matter.
7. please remember that all conversations are listened to because most people do not speak on the tube, so keep them un personal.
8. reading is recommended
9. no farting, putting ur feet up or leaning in a drunken state on others.
10. no vomiting
11. no pushing people randominly in front of the metro so they die.
12. chocolate in the Cadbury form may be purchased for 60p on the sides inside the tube tunnels.